Yesterday, I went to the grocery store. Everything was business as usual till two Orthodox nuns came in. I have only seen them at a monastery previously. On a day when the weather could melt any normal human, I was shocked to see this couple out and about in their black, almost burka type dress. They must have been sweltering! OR they must have super human properties that shield them from heat. I would like to believe that later. It is more interesting.
I was at the counter when I heard the cashier giggling under her breath remarking about the Ninjas. I didn’t understand what she was saying as she was speaking Serbian at the speed of light, but the word Ninja was repeated and I finally got it. OMGosh!! the Nuns did look just like Ninjas!!
I must tell you, that these words are very rude in Serbian orthodox culture. I hope this will not be an offensive, but humorous post. I have nothing but respect for these ladies.
Ninja Nuns sounds really cool too! Imagine the series that could be written about that. In my mind I can see a battle that is a mix of old world orthodox traditions mixed with the interworld battles of Mortal Kombat. I must say, I fancy that idea more than a “Flying Nun”!
My only regret on this post is that I could not share the mental images I have conjured. Maybe this video will do as a substitute.
In my search for that video, I found that the idea of Ninja nuns is not a new one. There are LOTS of ninja nun videos. But nun are very good.
The only thing that could have made the sighting even better would have been to see those two in this VW hot rod that was sitting outside.
It was even sporting a Serbian flag. Now, all it needs is an Orthodox Cross painted on the hood and we are good to go! Oh, that and a Ninja Nun theme song!
On a very serious note:
My hope with this post is not to offend, but to look at nuns in a light that shows the good work they do. They are selfless in their work for God. This demands the respect you would have for a ninja’s training and skill.
I have studied Islam, and I do know the burka well. It is worn by the women for many of the same reasons the nuns wear similar costumes. At the root it is modesty and the desire not to draw attention to themselves. But, when they are out of their natural habitat, so to speak, it does exactly the opposite.
love the red VW…. can I have one! 😉
I will work on that! 🙂
I bet they have some fans in their robes! Or are using ninja mind control to keep themselves cool.
Ninja Mind control Ooh good one!
I can see a robed arm flying out from one nun’s side– and a ninja star shooting out! And she says, “When He said ‘Thou Shalt Not’ … He MEANT ‘Thou Shalt Not!’ What part of ‘Thou Shalt Not’ do you NOT understand?!?”
Maybe they are Whoopi Goldberg style nuns with a difference…. I want that car, by the way!!!
You mean SWF instead if SBF? lol And you know, that red roadster would go well with that red post box you wanted!
Stop giving me ideas 😀